Papa Bob’s Ultimate Destroyer Sandwich

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PAPA BOB’S BAR-B-QUE
HAS A CHALLENGE FOR YOU….IT’S THE

“ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE”

THE“ULTIMATE DESTROYER” HAS BEEN AERODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED FOR EASE OF SLIDING THROUGH THE AIR TO ARRIVE AT YOUR TABLE, BUT THAT’S WHERE THE AERODYNAMICS END. UNDER ITS STEALTH COVER ARE MOUNDS OF MEAT THAT WILL SURELY BE LEAVING YOU GASPING FOR AIR IF YOU SUCCEED IN THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE”.

SPREAD OUT ON THE FIRST LAYER OF THE 12” HOAGIE BUN IS A HALF POUND OF MOUTHWATERING PULLED PORK. ATOP THAT, A HALF POUND OF HICKORY SMOKED SLICED PORK. ABOVE A GENEROUS SQUIRT OF PAPA BOB’S REGULAR SAUCE, WE ADD TWO SLICES OF BREAD.

NEXT COMES A HALF POUND LAYER OF SLICED, HICKORY SMOKED HAM WITH A HALF POUND LAYER OF HICKORY SMOKED TURKEY BREAST ABOVE THAT.

FOLLOWING THE SAUCE AND TWO MORE PIECES OF BREAD, ADD THREE, COUNT ‘EM, THREE, HALF POUND HICKORY SMOKED HAMBURGERS WITH ANOTHER GENEROUS SQUIRT OF SAUCE.

ADD THE BREAD AND HERE COMES THE BEEF. A HALF POUND OF TENDER HICKORY SMOKED BRISKET SPREAD OUT WITH A HALF POUND OF LEAN, HICKORY SMOKED BBQ SAUSAGE AS THE LAST LAYER FOLLOWED WITH YET ANOTHER SQUIRT OF SAUCE.
ALL THIS WILL TRY TO BE CAMOUFLAGED WITH THE TOP OF THE HOAGIE BUN.
BUT WAIT…. THERE’S MORE

FOR YOUR CULINARY ENJOYMENT, WE’RE ADDING ONE AND ONE HALF POUNDS OF FRIES AND FOUR DILL PICKLE SPEARS OR FOUR JALAPENO PEPPERS TO COMPLETE THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE”

SO, WHAT’S THE CHALLENGE ?

EAT EVERYTHING THAT’S ON THE PRETTY PLATE IN 45 MINUTES OR LESS, AND IT’S FREE.

BUT IF YOU CAN’T, YOU’LL PAY PAPA BOB’S
$48.00 FOR THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER” AND GET TO TAKE THE REST OF IT HOME.
COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU’LL PAY FOR IT EITHER WAY.

YOU’LL GET YOUR PICTURE ON THE
PAPA BOB’S “WALL OF FAME” (OR IN SOME CASES “WALL OF SHAME”), AN
“I SURVIVED THE ULTIMATE DESTROYER” BUTTON, AND A GREAT BIG
“ATTABOY OR ATTAGIRL ”
DA’ RULZ

PAYMENT MUST BE MADE IN ADVANCE. CREDIT CARDS OR CASH WILL BE REFUNDED IF YOU WIN THE CHALLENGE
NO BATHROOM BREAKS, JUST SIT THERE AND EAT & EAT & EAT & EAT & EAT
NO CHARGE FOR FOUNTAIN DRINKS
NO DIPPING ANY PART OF THE SANDWICH OR FRIES IN DRINKS
MUST KEEP ALL FOOD DOWN AT LEAST 5 (FIVE) MINUTES AFTER YOUR LAST BITE
IF YOU LAUNCH IT, YOU GOTTA CLEAN IT!!! (FLOOR, TABLES, CHAIRS, PARKING LOT, EMPLOYEES, FRIENDS, CUSTOMERS, ETC, ETC, ETC.)
A PAPA BOB’S “UP-CHUCK” BUCKET WILL BE PROVIDED AT YOUR TABLE. (JUST IN CASE) (SEE RULE ABOVE)
PAPA BOB’S IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY THAT ARISES FROM EATING
THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER”

PAPA BOB’S BAR-B-QUE
“ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE”

RELEASE FORM

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT I AM ABOUT TO ATTEMPT TO EAT AN UNHEALTHY AND POSSIBLY DANGEROUS AMOUNT OF BAR-B-QUED MEAT AND SIDE DISHES. I FREELY AND VOLUNTARILY ACCEPT THE “ULTIMATEDESTROYER”CHALLENGE

I HEREBY RELEASE PAPA BOB’S BAR-B-QUE, LLC D/B/A PAPA BOB’S BAR-B-QUE AND CAVIAR ENTERPRISES, LLC, AND HOLD MYSELF COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY AND ALL INJURIES, ILLNESS, ADVERSE PHYSICAL, MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS THAT MAY OCCUR DURING OR AFTER MY PARTICIPATION IN THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE.” I AM COMPLETELY AWARE THAT SERIOUS PROBLEMS MAY OCCUR AS A RESULT OF TAKING THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE” AND I HAVE CHOSEN TO DO SO WILLINGLY. FURTHER, I INDEMNIFY, SAVE AND HOLD HARMLESS PAPA BOB’S BAR-B-QUE, LLC D/B/A PAPA BOB’S BAR-B-QUE AND CAVIAR ENTERPRISES, LLC AND EACH OF ITS’ MEMBERS, MANAGERS AND EMPLOYEES FROM ANY AND ALL INJURIES OR CLAIMS THAT MAY ARISE BEFORE, DURING OR AFTER I TAKE THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE.”

SIGNATURE_______________________________ NAME_____________________________________ DATE______________

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED………………………NOW EAT